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. >> considering out of anyone here i am the one who questions the government's motives the most. >> i think this means something. >> don't say i don't have a bus. i have 12 buses. how do you think my cats get around? >> that's a tram. a tram is different than a bus. >> the tram is a different thing as is the monorail. >> there is a bus system and a tram and a monorail. i have a very progressive apartment and i have high speed rail. >> there is a thing that looks like a space needle in there. god know what's he does with it. >> if the space needle was at a right angle. >> i feel like that is kind of a compliment. >> it is. >> you are our very own frasier crane. >> i am done. >> or maybe are you niles crane. either way are you a crane. coming up, did you ever have rick cets? this is just a text message i was sent and i am a little concerned. why did ikea get rid of the women this their catalogs and why does this want to make bill get on their mailing list stat? >>> should they thwart the washing of sport? a school in england which is near texas has banned parents from attending their
. >> considering out of anyone here i am the one who questions the government's motives the most. >> i think this means something. >> don't say i don't have a bus. i have 12 buses. how do you think my cats get around? >> that's a tram. a tram is different than a bus. >> the tram is a different thing as is the monorail. >> there is a bus system and a tram and a monorail. i have a very progressive apartment and i have high speed rail. >> there is a thing...
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republicans are talking about less government and he wants to bring in-laws to enforce it. >> mtv didn't choose beverly hills. they chose the derby. >> you may be right. >> bill, it is economics, the hair wax and the tanning butter. it generates economic activity. why not step back and let these people make money? >> let it happen naturally, organically like snooki in a petri dish. i used to live close to where they filmed "the jersey shore." the fact of the matter is there aren't cops there, period. they need to get cops there now. we would go out to bars and nine times out of 10 a guy in a wife beater would be wearing my face on his fist and i would never get -- nothing would happen to me, and people would walk around drunk all the time. nobody stops them. they are not peaking outside their car. >> the thing you don't else is the guy in the wife beater, off duty cough. off duty cop. >> no wonder the mustache. i just thought it was the bar i was at. >> you are slated to join the new cast of next season's "jersey shore." >> that's true. may name will be lol-gutz times 12. >> i thought it
republicans are talking about less government and he wants to bring in-laws to enforce it. >> mtv didn't choose beverly hills. they chose the derby. >> you may be right. >> bill, it is economics, the hair wax and the tanning butter. it generates economic activity. why not step back and let these people make money? >> let it happen naturally, organically like snooki in a petri dish. i used to live close to where they filmed "the jersey shore." the fact of the...
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it is like a russian black market based on our upcoming communist government president president -- government. >> they actually do that in russia. they go to mcdonalds and buy food and they buy it for people here in america. i blame you as ?b who only eats -- as somebody who only eats one meal a week. what advice do you have for these kids? >> if you are really going to make a statement you don't bring food to school. you go on a hunger strike. the skinny kids get skin me yes, sir and the fat kids are left diabetesy. that's when the boycott turns into a man cot. >> i had a man cot. i folded it up in my truck. this is socialism, people. one size fits all. it doesn't matter. it is for the greater good. it is neither great nor good. it is awful. >> but they are preparing us for the future under obama. very expensive food and starvation, and you don't learn to read or write. >> actually that's not so bad. >> unless you are playing video games and laying on your butt, that's a time your body is growing, and a lot of dudes are playing sports and girls too. stop. >> you don't need to read or write.
it is like a russian black market based on our upcoming communist government president president -- government. >> they actually do that in russia. they go to mcdonalds and buy food and they buy it for people here in america. i blame you as ?b who only eats -- as somebody who only eats one meal a week. what advice do you have for these kids? >> if you are really going to make a statement you don't bring food to school. you go on a hunger strike. the skinny kids get skin me yes, sir...
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the problem is the huh poke craw see when our government calls out things for being offensive to some religions, but doesn't call out things for other religion. >> the ramifications of the muslim film were much greater. >> so you get a heckler's veto? if christians threatened violence over "piss christ." >> no i agree with chris barron that we take the higher road. moving on to travolta quickly -- >> you made the dumbest point. >> no, i didn't make the dumbest point. i don't think it is black and white. i think you look at the ramifications of the thing you are complaining about. if they are minor ramifications upsetting a group of people in new york city versus causing worldwide terror you comment on one and go about your president as -- your business as president. >> so giving a heckler's veto to those who act like children. >> well, we agree to disagree and i win because i am the only buds man. if these privacy laws go knew affect who will object when they leak their own sex tapes. that's all i have. i will see you at the end of the show. >> thanks, paul. coming up, is robbing a ba
the problem is the huh poke craw see when our government calls out things for being offensive to some religions, but doesn't call out things for other religion. >> the ramifications of the muslim film were much greater. >> so you get a heckler's veto? if christians threatened violence over "piss christ." >> no i agree with chris barron that we take the higher road. moving on to travolta quickly -- >> you made the dumbest point. >> no, i didn't make the...
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that's the message our government has been putting out the last couple weeks. >> definitely. i am surprised that the storm troopers didn't come in and seize the wall. >> storm p truers, really -- storm troopers, really? you are going to compare them to the empire? >> it is true. they are evil. >> doesn't seem right. i don't like my last one. i didn't like any of mine tonight. >> are you down today? >> not feeling it. >> monday is a hard show. >> it is a hard show. >> it is a hard show to do. >> it was this. >> well when you are -- you shouldn't read something so great before you do your modest little half time because it will just make it seem incon sequential. >> i just feel like a lot of this stuff was about me. >> there is actually. you are in there. i have a chapter in the chris brown affair in there. >> really? >> yes. i had to burn up some pages. >> you had an affair with chris brown? >> we don't need to talk about that. it didn't end wall. >> it was a torrid affair. he was getting a tatoo of andy on his neck. speaking of, is life but a dream, sweetheart? not really a s
that's the message our government has been putting out the last couple weeks. >> definitely. i am surprised that the storm troopers didn't come in and seize the wall. >> storm p truers, really -- storm troopers, really? you are going to compare them to the empire? >> it is true. they are evil. >> doesn't seem right. i don't like my last one. i didn't like any of mine tonight. >> are you down today? >> not feeling it. >> monday is a hard show. >>...